Welcome to Burke County, USA. Neighborhoods, shopping malls, schools and the like. Your town, except...

The streets are alive with the walking dead, obsessive-compulsive vampires search for blood, and drunken werewolves terrorize postal workers.

But life goes on.

Ride along with the amiable yet lethal Officer Frank Hadely and rookie Officer Chet Thomas of the Post Mortem Animation Control as they chase down and dispose of the corporally-challenged and grim felons alike.